I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.