Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok