That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
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Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
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Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.