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Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
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Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
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After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?