just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
she peed on how many people?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.