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just caught grandpa beating off in the living room

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We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.

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He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on

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i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs

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Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"

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Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.

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When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.

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You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything

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