i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
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I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
that's an acceptable place to lick
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I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
where am i from again
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.