mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
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chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
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Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Your dad touched me again.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..