her vagina looked like bernie madoff
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
that's an acceptable place to lick
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
23 People Reveal The Worst Culture Shock They’ve Ever Experienced While Traveling
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
where am i from again
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
27 People Confess Their Proudest Fap
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment