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Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles

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(212): Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles http://tfl.nu/ttbo

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I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant

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(212): I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant http://tfl.nu/ncxa

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This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.

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(212): This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING. http://tfl.nu/5495

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You feel like going out tonight?

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Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle

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(212): You feel like going out tonight? (1-212): Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle http://tfl.nu/d3o1

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How's tricks little girl?

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Trix are for kids, old man.

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(212): How's tricks little girl? (205): Trix are for kids, old man. http://tfl.nu/bqwt

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Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods

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(212): Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods http://tfl.nu/urut

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Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?

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(212): Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook? http://tfl.nu/wsw4

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her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum

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i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls

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(212): her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum (212): i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls http://tfl.nu/3qj9

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I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight

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(212): I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight http://tfl.nu/y0tm

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Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...

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(212): Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward... http://tfl.nu/8dba

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he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings

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He can't hurt my feelings

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I don't have feelings.

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(212): he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings (718): He can't hurt my feelings (718): I don't have feelings. http://tfl.nu/gr1o

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K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep

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(212): K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep http://tfl.nu/ltsv

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Send those Picts to my email please. From last night

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Ps thx for the porn on my phone

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;) ur welcome

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(212): Send those Picts to my email please. From last night (941): Ps thx for the porn on my phone (212): ;) ur welcome http://tfl.nu/raw9

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i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket

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Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......

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Really

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You win

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(941): i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket (212): Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants...... (212): Really (941): You win http://tfl.nu/2qfe

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you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me

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(212): you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me http://tfl.nu/k59c

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