I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
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I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
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her vagina looked like bernie madoff
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
that's an acceptable place to lick
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack