I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
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that's an acceptable place to lick
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
where am i from again
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.