He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
that's an acceptable place to lick
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
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where am i from again
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
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chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.