perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I just cut my nipple shaving
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My brain says no but my pants say off.
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.