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Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles

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(706): Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles http://tfl.nu/50ki

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well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.

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(706): well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun. http://tfl.nu/hotb

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im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick

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(706): im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick http://tfl.nu/2n7z

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Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.

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Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...

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(706): Just donated money to a kid for her softball team. (706): Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years... http://tfl.nu/z5u3

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don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.

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(706): don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me. http://tfl.nu/kxxf

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dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.

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(706): dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you. http://tfl.nu/te9j

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If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.

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(706): If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america. http://tfl.nu/uk3q

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Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.

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(706): Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour. http://tfl.nu/wtdj

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the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.

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(706): the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not. http://tfl.nu/av9b

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I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee

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Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her

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(706): I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee (704): Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her http://tfl.nu/95cd

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New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.

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(706): New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie. http://tfl.nu/22gj

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I GOT MY PERIOD!

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damn. i had names picked out.

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(706): I GOT MY PERIOD! (706): damn. i had names picked out. http://tfl.nu/tcr6

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oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.

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(706): oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out. http://tfl.nu/6a0y

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TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!

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(706): TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!! http://tfl.nu/qyaf

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Did we have sex last night?

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I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.

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(706): Did we have sex last night? (1-706): I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me. http://tfl.nu/f9pg

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