i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i would punch a child for taco bell
So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
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hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be