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Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
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