I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.