My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
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We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
being pregnant is like rehab
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
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I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.