I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.