i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
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She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
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