when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
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Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.