i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
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dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?