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(920): View more from Wisconsin

He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?

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It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.

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(440): View more from Ohio

Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.

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(561): View more from Florida

i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.

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How was it?

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Fantastic, but that's not the point.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I wanna come home

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And do what?

(270): View more from Kentucky

Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.

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