Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Is This New Dating App Elitist…Or Genius?
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?