even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I understand Curling. That high.
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.