then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
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onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father