If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
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Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
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