He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
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omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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