I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
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I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday