One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Is This New Dating App Elitist…Or Genius?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.