I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.