STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...