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i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
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