i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
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Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO