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I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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