If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
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Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Well douche your snatch and let's go!