I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
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He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
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