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Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I wish I only lived at night.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
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