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(704): View more from North Carolina

What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?

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(928): View more from Arizona

She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.

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(530): View more from California

Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.

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(817): View more from Texas

he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet

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(818): View more from California

well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning

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