What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
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just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning