We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
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Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
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