She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
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I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.