right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.