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(508): View more from Massachusetts

right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"

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(415): View more from California

the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication

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(804): View more from Virginia

don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you

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couldn't find a condom?

(804): View more from Virginia

basically

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(973): View more from New Jersey

UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.

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(515): View more from Iowa

I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"

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(217): View more from Illinois

You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"

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