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Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
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