you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.