they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.