Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
19 Characteristics That Make People Instantly Attractive
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.