Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.