I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I cockslap morals
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
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I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.