He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
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this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
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