Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
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I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
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Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus