He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing