i dont even know how to be here
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho