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I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
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