that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
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He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE