Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Dating After Heartbreak
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.