The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
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Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.